Hand Fruit

A hand fruit is a fruit that you can hold with one single hand and that is distinct from that of larger fruits which require two hands to hold.

Paul: Hey Man, can you pass me that hand fruit?
Dan: Sure Bro, you mean a banana?
Paul: Yes Bro, except it sounds cooler! Try it out and your life will never be the same again! :)
Dan: Fuck Yeah Bro!

by PartyMonkey2000 March 29, 2024

Salon Fruit

The meaner way to say "a gay male who spends a lot of his time at a salon." This also applies if he works there.

That salon fruit was checking out my dad when my mum was getting her hair done...

by uniPORN February 23, 2009

Russian fruit twist

Where a girl twists yo cock until it turns green like an apple then chugs vodka

remember that girl Emily? She gives the best Russian fruit twists

by Fin r February 4, 2023

Small Fruit, 3 P.M.

(Noun)
Antonym of "Big Apple, 3 A.M.", indicating a small village or settlement that has been lived by a few (merely with no government). Some Monarchies use a Castle centre and use a viscount, which will govern the castle, and the small city settlement.

Other Size Adjective Food Nouns}, 12 hour time, are:
Medium Sandwich, 9 P.M./A.M. - refers to a medium city (e.g. Yazd, Iran)
Large Noodle, 4 A.M. - refers to a traditional east asian town, that is big.
Colossal Date, 12 A.M. - refers to the most popular city of the religion
Any Size Beer, 1 P.M. - refers to any town in german countries that allow beer

Robert: So, Adam, Where were you originated from?
Adam: I think i originated from a "small fruit, 3 p.m." From the USA, which was west of Detroit (leading to windsor and canada)
Seraphina: I also originated from a "small fruit, 3 p.m."

by mrbeast539275 July 28, 2025

get that fruit

to chase after a means of sexual intercourse

Brandon: I gonna see if that slut Janie'll sleep with me.

Kyle: Yea, you get that fruit, boy.

by punkrovkr827 March 25, 2010

Paopu Fruit

G-rated version of sex. See also "holding hands" or "dancing."

He wanted to share a paopu fruit with her, but you know if they were adults it'd be netflix and chill!

by KayleeTheMechanic February 18, 2020

Fruit Punch

Fruit Punch is a delicious drink. It’s a very nice drink to have in the summer, at parties, really at any time. That’s whats special about it! If its in a carton, you can throw it down the sewer so the rats will drink it. They sure will enjoy it! Fruit Punch is refreshing. It can help you relax for once in the world. In conclusion, you should appreciate the existence of fruit punch.

‘What drink are we gonna bring to the party?” “Fruit punch.”

by kirby1000 May 29, 2022