Family of Buttholes

The tightest knit group ever!

P1: they are such assholes!
P2: no dude, they're just tight knit. They are a family of buttholes

by PineappleJuice March 30, 2015

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Family

Vin Diesel, that’s it.
He will show up, if you’re looking in the mirror and repeated “Family” five times.

He will also act as your spirit ghost and karate chop anyone in your way… and why is that? Because you’re FAMILY.

“You don't turn your back on family.”

by IdkButMeh July 17, 2021

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The Feather Family Fipples

A nipple on a male or female which is extremely broad and has the same circumference as a size 3 soccer ball.

Dude my girls got the feather family fipples, I touched them and it was like touching a watermelon.

by Con1ron May 7, 2018

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My Family

Are neither reliable narrators nor can you safely assume they are acting in good faith.

Hym "You are using my family as a metric for judgment so that you don't have to the fact that I created AI. 'Right but his family though!' 'Right but women though!' 'But mean to retards!' You are avoiding the only metric that matters and it's what I did vs what you did and what I did is more and what you did is less."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2025

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When I Catch YOu Nigga sSLipping, I Will Murder Your Family

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

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family

something you don't have.
father: left for the milk
mother: too fat to fit on this planet, can make things appear from thin air
step bro/uncle: sussy bakas
siblings: worst form of humans to ever be paired up

person: aww, what a cute child! where is your family?
orphanage manager: ._.

by k1dn4m3df1ng3r December 29, 2022

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