Urban Dictionary

The place you IMMEDIATELY go when one of your friend makes a reference and you're like what the heck? But you pretend that you actually know what it means. Then you go on urban dictionary and are like duhhhhhhh that's what it means😳

Didn't know what a blowjob was, thank god for urban dictionary.

by Thatminnesotangirl April 5, 2015

Urban Dictionary

The place to find the best and most bizarre definitions for regular and inappropriate words.

I'm going to look up ghetto in the Urban Dictionary.

by 68 hiiiiiiiiii x hi hi June 9, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A group of dickheads who decline a good fucking meaning/ definition.

"I put in a good ass fucking definition, but Urban Dictionary declined it."

" I know, I spent so long working on a description but no, they didn't like it."

by D BongLord June 24, 2015

Urban Dictionary

The website that allows everyone else to make definitions that contain bad stuff, such as defamation and harassment, but when I do it, they do not allow it. In fact, they probably won't let this one go in either. Why? No idea.

Let me please talk to the person who looks over this for a second.

Hey you. Yeah, I'm talking to you, 35-year-old virgin who works at Urban Dictionary, reviewing definition drafts and jerking off all day. What's your damn problem with me? What did I ever do to you, bitch? Haters gonna fucking hate, I guess.

Asshole.

With this definition, I have submitted five tags that I associate with most Urban Dictionary employees, especially the ones that look over my shit: bullshit, asshole, pussy, bitch, and dick.

by bloonsfan17 August 7, 2015

urban dictionary

A place where old people go to fully understand the young slang now days.
The urban dictionary helps to educate you in the words of the many english bafoons.

let's go online, and use the urban dictionary to learn what these young kids nowadays are talking about.

by Cheezin man September 1, 2015

Urban Dictionary

Something that rejected my religion and beliefs about harambe

There goes urban dictionary again, Letting the onision cuck joke slide but not my message about Harambe

by OnisonRUs August 8, 2016

Urban dictionary

An online dictionary mostly made up of public definition's. Often times definitions are obnoxious and dangerously truthful.

Did you read the definition for long dick style on urban dictionary!? It was explicit!

by Kaptain asshat August 30, 2016