When you grab your mates thong and put it on your head back to front. Then proclaim very loudly in front of your one night stand “CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS” before proceeding to snort like a pig in their ear.
Ruairi wanted to try the Captain Underpants but thought it may be inappropriate considering his lack of a sexual partner.
by FarticusMcFartFace November 27, 2023
A person who is so stupid and dumb that they drag along a crew with them and the whole crew ends up being stupid, so that makes them the captain of all the stupid heads
by Captain stupid head December 23, 2020
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One takes a shit in the top tank of a toilet and waits for another person to flush the toilet and watches as the water is a constant brown mess
Someone must have captain upper deckered me, cause i flushed the toilet and shit continued to flow and wouldn't go away
by TheSlippyWaffle April 13, 2015
by Ibby_Libby June 06, 2014
October 27. Marks the day the once upon a time episode “good form” (3x05) was aired, in which Killian Jones cures David Nolan of his deadly dreamshade poisoning and the two stop hating each other. Coined my tik toker @captaincharming_fp as the day many began to ship them, and the day they would’ve shared their first kiss in the “captaincharming_fp alternate universe”.
by Ravioli tin July 31, 2022
John: "I'll do whatever I want, whenever I want! If you have a problem with that, kiss my ass!" Steve: "Just who the hell do you think you are, Captain Assclown?"
by Mini-Me February 01, 2015