i go to school by bus

a common phrase used to express fuck u, or an excuse not to travel to school together

example 1

lachlan: can u grab me a bottle of water rq?
lucas: i go to school by bus

example 2:
andrew: wanna walk to sch together?
tyler: i go to school by bus

by derpythincow March 13, 2022

Bus

Something that is late when you're on time and is on time when you're late

Example 1: Bro i ran for like 10 mins to catch the bus !! Continues to wait for the bus for 30 more minutes
Example 2: Oh crap, i'm late! Hopefuly the bus is too like it was last time Hint : It wasn't...

by keptn December 6, 2015

Bus driver

A bus driver is the kindest types of people who commit a selfless act of protecting you from a unsafe travel home. These people are often not appreciated or thanked for their kind selfless act, though deserved to be thanked when getting off the bus.

Bob: The other day I got an A+ on my math test.
Everyone: Wow you`re so smart.
Tom: The other day I gave a homeless person a house.
Everyone: Wow you`re so generous.
Me: I thanked the Bus driver.
Everyone: (gasps) kneels before me and worships my greatness.

by DotKoak July 9, 2018

School bus

The ultimate, risky location to be in. This place reeks of kids who haven’t showered in 2 years, marijuana that has been an issue for the past decade, stinky feet, and hundreds and hundreds of vapes. You’ll try and open the window to try and get all of the stink out, but the crazy bus driver won’t let you despite it being 80 degrees out. You’ll never want to sit at the back, because this is where all of the smell comes from. Additionally, the kids in the back are pretty damn annoying. Just drive to school. If you can’t, then too bad.

I’m pretty damn glad that I missed the school bus, but I’m scared of having to explain all of this to my momma.

by Bubbabro999 March 28, 2024

valley bus massacre

When the Jewish school’s Valley bus and it’s occupants are ushered into the auditorium to get patted down and have their belongings searched through by faculty for drugs.

Remember when that guy got suspended for having a vape on him during the Valley bus massacre.

by netaiszooted July 5, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

Bus banger

When you surprise a bus driver with the scent of drugs then leave crumbs of hard drugs rubbed into the seats or similar imbedding to cause d.u.i.

Did you leave that bus banger on there on purpose?

by Smellyfingers October 16, 2023