Third leg beard

The patch of hair between a man's legs.

After I fucked the bitch, A hair from my third leg beard made her choke when it got stuck in her throat, so I pulled it out with my cock.

by Ocean Reefer July 27, 2006

Close Your Legs

Told to females when they openly flirt/come onto a guy in public without shame, or when showing extreme Public Displays of Affection in front of others.

Jenny: Oh Matt, why are you so darn cute?!
Matt: Oh do you like that, baby?
(begin to make out)
Brianna: Jesus Jenny, CLOSE YOUR LEGS.

by Brianna_Ashlee September 23, 2009

Get some legs

To have sex with a woman and thus get the pussy between her legs.

I'm gona get some legs tonight.

by Deep blue 2012 June 10, 2010

Boss Hog Leg

A monster fat joint.

They sat around all night hitting a Boss Hog Leg.

by Mc0311 June 23, 2007

peg leg meg

crazy but sweet person

person 1:that girl is such a peg leg meg
person 2:i know, bless her.

by kittycat November 11, 2003

two-legged cattle

See people and stampeding herds.

When people mindlessly do something without knowing any reason for doing it, they become like two-legged cattle.

by Downstrike September 12, 2004

daddy long legs

1. a type of spider thats not really a spider because it has 6 legs.

2. a man/child with abnormally long legs in comparison to his torso, who is also close to anorexic.

1. Yo, i was washing my hands in the bathroom and i saw a daddy long legs come out of the drain, and i practically took another shit!

2. Hey daddy long legs, do you have to buy pants especially tailored to fit your long, bony legs?

by fatcuntwithapenis75 June 21, 2017