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poo strap

Like a Dirty Sanchez, but instead of wiping the fecal matter on your cock across your partner's upper lip, you wipe it down the from the ear to the chin. Making a poo chin-strap, if you will.
"Hey Mom, sorry to call so late, but these guys are goin to a party -- a poo strap party."
by Joe Silverthorne Bloggs August 24, 2007
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Poo money

Simple formula: hourly pay multiplied by how long you can spend in the toilet.
This week I earned £42 in poo money
by dropin March 9, 2010
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Poo Slap

When you walk into a toilet and are unexpectedly overwhelmed by the smell left by the previous user.
'Oh man, I just got totally poo slapped when I went into that toilet'.
by milesinfront October 21, 2011
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poo pickle

A.K.A. shit dick. A poo pickle is the result of ass humping. This is very common with the gay community.
by Chamby86 May 9, 2008
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The poo poo pee pee man

The man who robs people to steal their poo poo and pee pee.
Oh No, the poo poo pee pee man is coming after us!
by Ardi Tardi August 29, 2020
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Poo Lift

The (very kind) act of carrying someone (usually a close friend) to the toilet when they need to offload a heavy payload.

Often undertaken after one individual has lost a bet to another. For increased humiliation, the winner should demand to be carried on the loser's shoulders.

Not advised that you use this as a wager with you girlfriend, lover or wife.
Guy 1: Dude, I need a honking shat, get over here and give me a poo lift.
Guy 2: Hmph!
by The B July 11, 2006
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poo plug

inserting the penis into a persons anus then waiting for the erection to end. the sphincter tightens and the limp penis is stuck in the anus essentially plugging the poo
i poo plugged sally yesterday for the entire night just to make sure she wouldn't leak all over the bed.
by hdizzle92 February 7, 2009
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