by Penelope513 January 16, 2012
When you wake up in the morning next to a fat chick, invariably with a hangover fit to down an elephant (or the chick next to you).
invariably a pre-cursor to the walk of shame
invariably a pre-cursor to the walk of shame
Got pig flu last night, she could suck a melon through a hose pipe though so I kept her on for some 'morning duties'
by poijoy April 29, 2009
by dicken's cider February 04, 2014
1) The act of making a woman feel like a pig during sexual intercourse. At any point whilst taking the woman from behind, the man must wrap his arm around to the woman's face and pull her nose upwards by her nostrils using his forefinger and middle-finger. The man then has the option of either squealing like a pig or yelling the word 'oink!' repeatedly. Or continuing in silence.
2) The act of making a woman feel like a pig at any time other than during sexual intercourse. A man must approach any woman, at any time from behind; forcefully grasp her with his left arm so she cannot get away; with all his body weight, he must force her down so she is bent over; and then he must pull her head back towards him by her nostrils using the forefinger and middlefinger of his right hand.
2) The act of making a woman feel like a pig at any time other than during sexual intercourse. A man must approach any woman, at any time from behind; forcefully grasp her with his left arm so she cannot get away; with all his body weight, he must force her down so she is bent over; and then he must pull her head back towards him by her nostrils using the forefinger and middlefinger of his right hand.
Yo, you see that girl I brought home last night? I had serious pig sex with her!
Oh my god, did you see me try and have pig sex with that girl in Ocean? She wasn't having any of it!
Eurgh, she is so ugly. Her face is in a permenant state of pig sex.
Oh my god, did you see me try and have pig sex with that girl in Ocean? She wasn't having any of it!
Eurgh, she is so ugly. Her face is in a permenant state of pig sex.
by JackCp May 30, 2011
When having sex, take X-lax before the activity, and then shit the liquid feces all over the bitch's body, rendering her like a piglet who rolled around in mud.
Optional: Jizz in her eye, thus making it a blind piglet.
Optional: Jizz in her eye, thus making it a blind piglet.
by Mr. Gzella December 01, 2006
by snidester February 22, 2008
A derogatory term used by either commie bastards who don't like to see rich capitalists next to other poor, starving bastards, or dirty anarchists who despise both, the authority of the state and that of the capitalists.
A capitalist pig is probably worse than a commie bastard, and is much worse than a dirty anarchist (who is in fact less dirty than the capitalist pig or commie bastard)
A capitalist pig is probably worse than a commie bastard, and is much worse than a dirty anarchist (who is in fact less dirty than the capitalist pig or commie bastard)
"The capitalist pig buys another diamond ring while children starve in Africa"
"Long live the anarchist Confederation! Long live organization without capitalist pigs or commie bastards!"
"Long live the anarchist Confederation! Long live organization without capitalist pigs or commie bastards!"
by Jonathan Shockley March 27, 2007