fixing his food

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Fixing his food. A female masturbating a mans penis cock. He had trouble getting it up so I fixed his food for him.

by Redhead77 September 13, 2018

mexican food standoff

If someone is browsing a section of a shelf at a grocery where you need something from and pretend to look at other stuff until they go away. Little do you know they are doing the same thing and are waiting for you to leave the section behind them.

"I swear today I think I was waiting for someone to leave the canned soup section while they were waiting for me to leave the salsa section diagonally behind them."

"Ah, the ole “Mexican food standoff.”

by Nilliks October 28, 2017

infinite food glitch

Farming.

Discovered 10,000 B.C.

Remember to always respect the people who do this for a living. As a legend once said, "It ain't much but it's honest work."

Many people tend to forget the word "farming" and tend to call it the infinite food glitch. In reality, farming isn't really that "exploitative."

Pun intended.

by RedmondAlizarin June 8, 2023

Fast Food Titties

When, male or female, a person tends to eat a lot of fast food and developes large, pudgy breasts.

"I think I might ask Laura out!"
"Ewww, she has fast food titties!"

"Umm... Janet, do you think I've gotten fat?"
"Yeah! Look at those fast food titties!"
"Sob!"

by Aly_77 October 24, 2008

Health food freak

A person who is obsessed with healthy eating e.g. one who cuts salt and sugar intake, eats organic, avoids processed food and is scared of eating unhealthy.

I an such a health food freak, I am even scared of hanging out with friends!

by Mkaur May 11, 2018

Johnny's Food Truck

Food truck in the ghetto serving Spanish food late into the night.

"Bro I'm hungry, going for some grub brb..."
"But it's 1 a.m.!?"
"Trust me bro"
30 minutes pass...
"Dude what's with all those bullet holes on the side of your car!"
"Went to Johnny's Food Truck bro!"
"You fukkin crazy???"
"Why? It's a South Providence THANG! Now ya gotta try these chimis!"

by Bucket West Miguel January 4, 2020

White People Food

Here is a list of white people food made by a white person: Mayonnaise, any casserole dish, potato salad, coleslaw, most things made with mayo, varietal breads, things with out seasoning or very little seasoning, CHIC-FIL-A, salad with no dressing, feet ect

Wow, this food has no flavor, and is covered in mayonnaise, must be White People Food! Damnit, not again.

by DaniWeird69 December 11, 2021