by Robert Micheal Terry November 01, 2007
Not just a cock, but the Head of all Cocks and some assholes.
When it's not enough just to call someone a dick head.
When someone gets you so pissed off at them you can not logically think of a insult that fits them, then they become a Grand Master Cock Dragon.
When it's not enough just to call someone a dick head.
When someone gets you so pissed off at them you can not logically think of a insult that fits them, then they become a Grand Master Cock Dragon.
Soup:Dude why do you keep jankin my kills?
Blackop: cause I guess I am a cock. I really don't give a damn man!
Soup: (Pissed off to no resolve) Fuck you you fuckin cock ass... You Fuckin fuck... Your uh... Uhh.... I don't know a Fuckin Grand Master Cock Dragon bastard!!!
Blackop:...... Thanks buddy.
Blackop: cause I guess I am a cock. I really don't give a damn man!
Soup: (Pissed off to no resolve) Fuck you you fuckin cock ass... You Fuckin fuck... Your uh... Uhh.... I don't know a Fuckin Grand Master Cock Dragon bastard!!!
Blackop:...... Thanks buddy.
by BlackOp August 27, 2009
This is a phrase that a gentleman may use to indicate that he is about to masturbate (referring, of course, to the penis as being a metaphor for a puppeteer's hand, with the female being the puppet).
Now with your kind permission, madam, I would like to retreat into the back room and engage in shaking hands with the puppet master. I shan't be long.
Jenkins was feeling very horny yesterday, as he hadn't participated in shaking hands with the puppet master since the weekend.
Jenkins was feeling very horny yesterday, as he hadn't participated in shaking hands with the puppet master since the weekend.
by Karfungulator October 08, 2007
by J-Sizzle April 22, 2004
Man:ight im the dawg master funk daddy and its your time to be FUNK!
Women: make it quick before my husband gets home!
Man: I do what i want bitch now come here and feel the pimp hand
Women: make it quick before my husband gets home!
Man: I do what i want bitch now come here and feel the pimp hand
by dawg master funk daddy April 26, 2007
The wise uncle meenan, that works diligantly at champs sports and helps the corporation conquer the shoe industry one foot at a time, while protecting its "Friendly Hero" from malicious phone calls.
Meenan: "Thank you for calling champs sports where all shoes are buy one get one half off, this is the red haired master how may I help you."
Prank Caller: "OOOOOOOOO, OOOOOOOO, OOOOOOOOOOO, badbababapap Meenans lovin it, MEENNANA HOP, MEENANA HOP, MEENANA MEENAN MEENNANA HOP."
Prank Caller: "OOOOOOOOO, OOOOOOOO, OOOOOOOOOOO, badbababapap Meenans lovin it, MEENNANA HOP, MEENANA HOP, MEENANA MEENAN MEENNANA HOP."
by Carr Monkey November 28, 2004
guy1: is that **** *******?
guy2: Nah thats Yeet is your master now
Yeetisyourmasternow: h e l l o y o u n g l i n g s
guy2: Nah thats Yeet is your master now
Yeetisyourmasternow: h e l l o y o u n g l i n g s
by Yeet is your master now May 21, 2021