by dragoJim March 15, 2018
when ur angry at someone but u dont want to insult them and ur in the middle of insulting their mom so u think of a quick answer
by MoroTheMaster June 17, 2020
Mother Love" is a song by Queen, from the album Made in Heaven, released in 1995 after Freddie Mercury's death in 1991. It was written by Mercury and Brian May.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 28, 2019
by wet_cardboard69 March 28, 2018
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
International bonk your mother day is where you get a stick, rolling pin or baseball bat and bonk you mother's knees.
Casey:“do you know what day it is today? ”
John:“no, why?”
Casey:“it's 'bonk your mother day'!”
John:“oh cool!”
John:“no, why?”
Casey:“it's 'bonk your mother day'!”
John:“oh cool!”
by _Asher_ November 20, 2020
While driving and a mother asks her son to reach into her her gym bag to retrieve her wallet out of it-the boy gets extreme anxiety. A phobia disorder caused by the proccess he must go through and begins to get nerveous and sweat while digging around her clothes and is grossed out of their minds, because they beleive they will touch a pair of sweaty panty hose in the proccess but they do the task anyway because they are hungry and want to eat fast food.
True story, my son said he watched a movie and the boys were robbing a store and wore pantyhose on their face and one boy says to the other" these panyhose smell weird" and asks the other boy-"where did you get these from?" the other boy answered" out of my moms gym bag" They took them off right away and from now on experience mothers gym bag phobia. I had to laugh at my son so hard because i said why are you acting that way while looking thru my back pack-he said i might touch your pantyhose. I said I dont own or wear any pantyhose! Nevertheless he has the phobia just from watching the movie.
by M.G.B.P. January 07, 2012