Jordan Hinojosa

Someone who is very cool, smart, or otherwise awesome or amazingly beyond standards.

Wow, he is a real Jordan Hinojosa!

by Hi 4359 = Jordan July 5, 2022

Jordan

The one who got away. The one person who makes you question everything in your life, yet has no part in it. He is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and always subtly charming. He is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of him, yet hasn't the slightest idea of his impact or worth. He often looks down on himself and thinks no one would bother thinking about him, yet he's always on your mind. He sometimes feels like his life is of little value, but those who know him only wish he knew how much he truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface his thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. He is a genuine soul that you'll never want to let go of. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting go.

"Hey, did you meet the new guy?"

"Yeah, his name is Jordan."

by namezsayz May 8, 2023

jordan guidotti

jordan guidotti is a type of person you want to get backshots from and want his penis in your mouth because it will give a mouthful of sperm he is so sexy usually brown curly hair and medium height he has the biggest penis you'll ever see

"have you had sex with jordan guidotti yet his penis is so big i want more of it"

by goofy kid1133988 February 13, 2024

Jordan

Literally the best human to walk this earth.

Boy 1: Omg It’s Jordan, act cool
Boy 2: I submit to his power

by Jordanisstable September 7, 2021

Jordan

Jordan is an amazing man with charming eyes and an atleast 6 inch penis

not jordan: idek bro his penis is atleast 6 inches

by xirconia January 21, 2022

Jordan

Jordan is a handsome boy, he’s very athletic, and hes very funny, he likes thaisha, bc she’s just the best #bestthroatgoat #wap #bestestofthebest

jordan: i’m so sexy
thai:yes u are

by unknownaf October 18, 2022

Jordan

He’s a down to earth guy, which some people misunderstand him. Enjoys making others happy, sometimes feels unappreciated. Can be the life of the party or the most dramatic person. Really chill & laidback, enjoys sports. Treat him with respect, loyalty, affection, honesty, and don’t take him for granted. He deserves to be loved in the best ways as long as he doesn’t become disrespectful or manipulative.

Jordan: “Hey you want to go play football later, we could practice?”
Caleb: “Sure thing, let me just ask my girl if it’s okay since she’s been feeling down lately.”
Ashley: “Jordan you are the best of both worlds, some thankful I met you!”

by MyLifeInABox November 6, 2020