*rue voice* hood Karen grew up in a ghetto neighborhood. Each day she ate three spoons of canola oil & she still managed to be fat! Hood Karen didn’t grow up looking up to country club Karen’s. Mini hood Karen looked up to n-word saying black boys. Now… it’s her mission to take out anger on pretty 15 year old girls
person 1: hey hood Karen! I’m so happy you could make it… to our lake party… that we didn’t invite u to
Hood Karen: *repositions feet* *looks greeter up and down* *n-word*
Other person: woah
Person 1: dude that’s not very nice
Hood Karen: n-word
Person 2: dude my friends black. She’s actually really nice
Hood Karen: n-word n-word n-word
Person 1: k we’re gonna ask u to leave
Hood Karen: walks away while blasting fight song
Hood Karen: *repositions feet* *looks greeter up and down* *n-word*
Other person: woah
Person 1: dude that’s not very nice
Hood Karen: n-word
Person 2: dude my friends black. She’s actually really nice
Hood Karen: n-word n-word n-word
Person 1: k we’re gonna ask u to leave
Hood Karen: walks away while blasting fight song
by reincarnatedkanyewest April 13, 2022
Get the hood karenmug. A sexy witchy woman of the highest calibre of intelligence. She will steal your soul and offer it up to the river Gods. She never Strays too far from the Nashwaak River, because she is in love with it.
by Robin of the Woods September 3, 2020
Get the Robin Mini Hoodmug. by UrbanInsanity March 6, 2025
Get the hood fellamug. 
A "Hood" (or "Bonnet" as they call it in the land of bad teeth) is something entirely unnecessary to cover your engine.
Often considered useful for aerodynamics, it actually just causes a lot of lift under the front of a car, and if you're not a pussy you make enough power to overcome the drag anyway.
Often considered useful for aerodynamics, it actually just causes a lot of lift under the front of a car, and if you're not a pussy you make enough power to overcome the drag anyway.
Dude 1: Dude your hood flew off like 2 hours ago!
Dude 2: So? I'm still Gapping fools.
Officer: I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.
Dude: Yeah because if I don't have a hood someone is TOTALLY gonna die.
Dude 2: So? I'm still Gapping fools.
Officer: I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.
Dude: Yeah because if I don't have a hood someone is TOTALLY gonna die.
by Chargedm90 July 11, 2020
Get the Hoodmug. by FerretsAndSnow April 5, 2017
Get the hood familymug. 