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Ugly House

Any piece of real estate that an investor would be interested in. An ugly house can have physical damage and in need of major repairs. A house can also be considered an Ugly House due to an "ugly situation" (Divorce/foreclosure/Loss of job).

Ugly houses are typically purchased for 50-60 cents on the dollar.
John's ugly house is going to foreclosure in two months so he sold it to an investor to save some of his equity.

Mike's rental turned into a crack house, and he needs to sell this ugly house as soon as possible.
by OriginalUrban February 19, 2012
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Beta Housing

Beta Housing originates from the left armpit of America, Winona, MN. The idea behind Beta Housing is to piss off drunk college kids. There are many ways this can happen, either by yelling provocative things at them or throwing shit (eggs, ammonia bombs, toilet paper, air horns, urine, etc.) at them and their possessions (house, car, girlfriends, etc.). It was first practiced during Freshman Orientation week 2011. Where Kill Bill, Kumar, and Nitro drove by blasting music and yelling, "Beta House!" this later turned into college houses getting egged.
Kill Bill: Hey Kumar lets go Beta Housing tonight!

Kumar: Great, I'll go get the eggs!
by Notorious Bill December 13, 2012
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Lan House

almost like a coffee shop, where they share wireless, lan internet connection, often found in airports, malls, etc.
I got bored in the airport, so I walked over to the Lan House to talk to some friends.
by holyloser1194 June 8, 2009
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build houses

When one makes extreme maneuvers to quickly establish a relationship with sexual favors.
She keeps dating random guys trying to build houses.
by MCTF33 March 28, 2015
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bog house

A bordello for the Gay male subculture, usually indistinguishable from any of the surrounding houses. term originated in London. circa eighteenth century.

also see: molly house
Man 1: I saw that man come out of that bog house down the lane.

Man 2: that perverted Cur.
by TheNug June 15, 2004
mugGet the bog housemug.

in da house

In da house is in da local clink or minimum security work camp. Da big house is da state or federal slammer.
by Downstrike October 10, 2005
mugGet the in da housemug.

mest house

justin and dani's house
justin and dani live in a mest house
by justin September 3, 2003
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