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William Tennent High School 

A wild school that’s filled with thots who think that they’re all that when irl they re just some side hoe and fuckboys who think that just because they throw up gang signs in pictures that they’re tough shit. The school is lowkey the worst thing on earth.
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Walnut Hills High School

high school on steroids. walking down the halls, you’ll see multiple crying students, at least three people wearing blankets, and will almost always smell weed. teachers are wack, one of our subs frequently watches porn in class. empty juul pods can be found in bathrooms, the gym, or just scattered around the school. it reeks of gifted kid burnout and depression. occasionally you’ll see small amounts of leftover cocaine in bathroom stalls, don’t worry about it.
walnut hills high school. what a place. i don’t have the brain power to come up with a real sentence. sorry.

River Valley High School 

River Valley High School is a prestigious school which offers IP in Singapore.

It is also the first Chinese middle school set up by the Singapore government.

Most of the ppl here are very nice and kind, including students, staffs and teachers.

However, something horrible happened in this school in July. It really reminds us how important mental health is.

Hope that there won't be any similar incident happen.
"Is that River Valley Secondary School? "
"No lah is River Valley HIGH School."

Sachem High School East 

A high school located in farmingville, new york where the kids have too much time on their hands. 95% percent of kids smoke pot by the ninth grade, 95% drink by the time their 12, and 90% of kids smoke by the 9th grade. There are more whores than one kid can count. Contrary to belief it is not a rich suburb school filled with white kids. It is filled with all kids. Has a really bad drug problem.Recently hired drug sniffing dogs. Most kids get fucked up at island 16 and at wendys.
Rivalry with Sachem North.
Has the worst football team, has a kickass girls basketball team.
Built in 2004, and is probably bigger than the pentagon.
Has a football team named the flaming arrows?!
Sachem high school east student: hey! how you doing?

Sahem north student: hey, fuck you. wait, is that pot?!

Sachem east student:yeah man, lets get fucked up.

Beverly Hills High School 

if you're looking for persians and asians. this is the place to look.
1: hi i'm persian
2: you must go to beverly hills high school.
1: yes i do.

Harrisonburg High School 

A school in the middle of basically a cow pasture, 75% populated by Hispanics, wannabe thug white boys, ghetto kids who think they're "hood", and pregnant white trash. The remaining 25% is comprised of sleazy arrogant jocks, slutty preps and everyone else who isn't Hispanic, ghetto or pregnant.

Infamous for its shit-talking "gangs" of kids who think "their set rolls deeper than all them otha haters", girl fights, and skanky cheerleaders.
Want to see a dysfunctional cultural melting pot? Visit Harrisonburg High School

San Gabriel High School

A high school located in San Gabriel. Consists of Asians and Hispanics with the occasional lost Caucasian thrown into the mix. The feeder schools are mainly Garvey Intermediate, Temple, or Baldwin.

Rivalry schools change often.

There are way too many freshmen PDA'ing everywhere. They need to get their shit together.

Scratch that. There is way too much PDA in general. Go get a room, you horndogs.

There are cool teachers there.

The food is pretty bad like every other school cafeteria in the world.

The girls' volleyball team has won league too many times to count.

The football team is not too shabby.

The girls' basketball program is slowly rising from the gutter.

There is a nice football field.

Most girls dress like corner hoes and hit on everything with a dick.

The football players think they're pimps and try to get into every girls' pants.

The school colors are Red and Blue.

The mascot is the SGHS Matadors.

Oh, and they're cooler than Mark Keppel.
-A TYPICAL DAY AT SAN GABRIEL HIGH SCHOOL-

Guy: Hey babe. I'm a football player.
Girl: Oh really?
Guy: Yes. And I'm romantic too.
Girl: OOOH, READ ME A POEM!
Guy: Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Let's have sex.
Girl: OKAY!