heart

a girl who’s a hopeless romantic.

“Heart, You’re still in love with him after all these years?”
“Yeah lol”

by InLoveWithThem November 23, 2021

The Heart

FEEBLE AND FRAIL AND BLIND AND EMOTIONAL AND A CRYBABY I HATE HIM.

The Heart is a blind emotional crybaby whom I hate.

by THE.MIND.ELECTRIC December 21, 2024

from my cold, dead heart

Proposed National Rifle Association slogan.

Faced with the staggering number of American school children and other innocent victims killed by unstable men with military-style assault rifles, reassured yet again that background checks and licensing would not in any way threaten his right to gun ownership, that no one proposed to take away his firearms, he planted his feet, growling his modified NRA non-sequitur, "I'll give up my gun when they pry it from my cold, dead heart."

by Monkey's Dad April 1, 2021

Shit on my heart

Phrase used when someone shoots you down or causes slight disappointment. Used sarcastically, or to break tension.

Joe: Yo man, where's the last slice?
Steve: Ah sorry dog, I ate it.
Joe: Why you gotta shit on my heart man?

Past-Tense:
Joe: So dude, what happened with you and your girl last night?
Steve: Sorry man, she shat on my heart, I wasn't havin' that.

by conja! March 11, 2011

Heart eyes

Something you say at the end of a sentence about something your lover does/looks/says/etc. for you or others. You usually use this at the end of a sentence when you admire what they do and love them even more for it.

Tana: “when daddy makes you breakfast, heart eyes”

Jake: “hahaha omg Tana shout up and eat, you goof-ball”

by Danniella_is_kewl October 10, 2019

heart attach

n. The panic you feel when you send an important email to the wrong recipient, forget attachments, or forget encryption when needed.

"Kim almost had a heart attach until she realized the email had been encrypted after all."

by Basic white dude, tall November 23, 2021

broken heart

A state of extreme grief or sorrow, typically caused by the death of a loved one or the ending of a romantic relationship.

I got a broken heart when I heard about Ed Asner's death

by the random. November 30, 2021