The goat

A game where you bend over so your friend looks at your ass like the ass of a goat

Person 1: hey bro look at this (bends over)
Person 2: damnit you got me with the goat

by The goatster February 10, 2023

Billy Goat

A male goat, often know for eating anything.

bill, don't eat the banana peel! You're eating like a god damned billy goat!

by boobwrangler June 20, 2022

GOAT

Symphogear

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Symphogear?
Person: Yeah that shit GOAT

by AltNara October 2, 2019

Goat

A skinny cow that feeds on chocolate. It has wings and can swim in acid. It looks like a peanut.

I like goats

by ser see swee February 3, 2021

cake after sex is so goated

"cake after sex is so goated" is the most charismatic phrase ever to exist. The guy who made it has the ability to make people bend to his will with this one phrase. Psychologists hate him!

person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated

by cakeaftersexissogoated September 10, 2021

If you have a goat better tie it

Egyptian Proverb: meaning if you have something valuable (daughter) better lock her at home

Khaled: Your son kissed my daughter!
Hassan: My son does what he pleases, if you have a goat better tie it!

by Shadraq April 18, 2020

throat goat syndrome

someone that gives the best oral head in the world.

Hi Jake! , I just found out I have throat goat syndrome, wanna find out?

by Sickonegro February 14, 2022