Dry Towel

For when you have run out of weed and you cant get any.

Hey bro, you got any weed?
Nah, im a dry towel.

by Nineinchnails90 December 02, 2011

hey its me your dry skin

with cerave you can get the ceramides that your body needs

hey its me your dry skin, nigga

by the cerave guy December 15, 2024

dry big

When a person looks bigger than usual.

Damn yo, look at mikey he looks dry big!!

by BBC12309 June 12, 2017

wet dry vac

The art of a male ejaculating on a partner's upper lip and then proceeding to have them snort a key of somewhat decent grade of powdered cocaine

When the fiend asked for a line, just before chris was about to cum, the fiend's sexual skills and steady hand proceeded to arrange the ultimate wet dry vac.

by alstace December 05, 2010

About as useful as a dry bar of soap

Useless.

"Cba"

"You're about as useful as a dry bar of soap"

by T4Y March 30, 2022

dry cleaning

A paycheck you get in an envelope when it’s payday.

Squidward: ah the sweet smell of payday
*opens envelope*
Squidward: huh?
Mr. Krabs: oh sorry, that’s my dry cleaning

by Fireguy47 October 20, 2019

Dry robbing

When your practice defending yourself alone with a weapon. Like shadow boxing with a weapon.

I had to practice dry robbing fools with my new glock just in case the purge goes down in L.A. From coronavirus.

by Trippdog March 31, 2020