cat door

(Noun)
-The vajay-jay
-The miraculous well from which all human life springs forth
-Straight up pussy

(Courtesy of Miranir - no, our sense of humor will not improve)

"I am a simple man - I require only a good meal, a tender embrace, and entrance into that sweet-sweet cat door."

"I have been a good noodle, paying my taxes, and remaining free from harlotry or fornication; but now on this mid-summer's eve as wedding bells sing, I know that soon, I will come home through the cat door."

"Some go for the front, other's the back - as for me, I go for the cat door."

by Mr. Candy Corn September 30, 2024

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Get the cat doormug.

don't doors

That means to be cool or someone who is very 6669iq and that person always thanks the bus driver

Roz don't doors, he must also be too big brain

by susan wazowski October 8, 2019

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Get the don't doorsmug.

Door

A big rectangular hole in the wall which allows everyone from midgets to jockeys, to fit through! nonliving things not allowed

That door can fit Kim Kardashian's ass!
Aw man! I can't fit my Nigga Toilet through the door!

by Doomwowowowowww August 2, 2019

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Get the Doormug.

The Door Ritual

"The Door Ritual" is where you get up from the office desks and go to the entrance of the store to choose your next customer, opposed to waiting for a custumer to talk in the store and them choosing somebody to work with.

Marcus can be seen at his job using "The Door Ritual" to gain more sales than ever before!

by MarxusTheeGOAT April 1, 2023

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