goke cum

Action when you cum after she uncontrollably guzzles your shmeat while sticking her ring finger up your ass wearing you like a wedding band.

“Yo dude, Becca is an absolute freak she made me goke cum last night”

by Skrizzy January 2, 2021

cum season

The period within a month a man can cum inside of his girl without having to worry about the consequences of impregnation. Usually, this occurs a few days before his girl's period, during her period, and shortly after her period.

Gabe, "Hey David, do you want to go to the movies tonight?"
David, "No way, it's cum season, I need to take advantage of not having to pull out"

by Fluffbun September 24, 2017

Cum chimes

Testicles

I'm going to punch you in your cum chimes!

by Manster February 23, 2009

Cum Butty

A cum butty is a sandwich or a oatcake which a man has a ejaculated into.

Billy: The bread needs using up so I made a Cum Butty
Harry: mmm yes tasty

by Jackling_ August 6, 2019

Cumming nickels

The act of cumming forcefully.

The phrase originated from a Scott Pilgrim commentary track.

"Last night Bobby was cumming nickels."

by Funny name haha May 23, 2020

cum glops

The too-tired-to-clean-up, middle-age female, after-intercourse byproduct that impacts a smooth, audibly amplifying surface during the inevitable morning bathroom piss-rush.

Damn! Did you hear those cum glops hit the floor?!
Yeah. I did. That itchy, sticky shit has been up inside of me for the last 8 hours.
Seems like you should be doin' some special exercises to maybe tighten things up a bit 'down there'.
Fuck you!

by YAWA April 26, 2022

SETH CUM

noun
\ ˈwu̇-stər-ˌshir- \

1. A girthy, slimy, warm, chunky substance that squirts from the penis. Seth cum is known to smell like 8 year old milk

that was buried in the back of the fridge. In order to obtain this phenomenon, one must first seduce and then arouse

the STANK TANK to completion.

"Hey girl why do you smell so bad?"
"I was just hosed down with SETH CUM. Do you not see the mountain of the gooey gooey on my forehead?"

by STANK TANK March 21, 2021