cancellation consolation

Da complimentary gingerbread and hot chocolate dat they serve you at da public-transportation depot to make ya feel less bummed out when they hafta delay a departure due to a scheduled trip's being nixed for whatever reason.

Another example of a "cancellation consolation" would be if someone had to regretfully forgo a promised activity due to an unforeseen mishap, but offers you a comparably-enjoyable alternative, such as if a cute chick had arranged to go for a pleasant stroll hand-in-hand wif you, but then she accidentally hurt her foot and thus made it too painful for her to walk a long distance, and so she offered to let you savoringly massage her pretty feet for an extended period instead.

by QuacksO March 29, 2024

CancerVapeDad

a person who is not quite addicted to vapes but is constantly saying they are going to get cancer

I need to stop acting like a CancerVapeDad.

by reheheheheh April 5, 2024

cancel

(in the context of social media) to gather an arbitrarily large group of people on the Internet for the sole purpose of harassment or cyberbullying directed at a target for a present or past mistake or set of mistakes of theirs, regardless of said mistakes' properties

Had he not decided to tweet a criticizing comment on a popular YouTuber's recent video, he wouldn't have been canceled by their overly defensive fans.

by urbandictionaryuser232456 May 7, 2024

canceal

To cancel something and then conceal the effort

I ordered something online but it never arrived. I looked at my order history and it has disappeared but I still have the email confirmation. The company tried to cancealed it!

by anonymous May 14, 2024

cancerous rodent

the funny rat from ultrakrill

the cancerous rodent is the hardest boss in ultrakill, hands down, has 1 septillion health or something, extremely hard to hit, all attacks fucking oneshot you
(the rodent can literally be killed by a simple punch)

by Krmailence May 21, 2024

Cadence

A child molecule, of which the alegradins are not flase. She molests unconsenting adults, and her full name is Cadence "Cady" McGroomer. Cadence is at a small child's reding level, so that's how she holds with them before moleculing them. Has whipped and nae naed away from girls named Holiday in the past, she cannot be stopped because her gargantuan booty doesn't allow her to. Her breakdancing shoulder gnome Whispers sweet nothings into her ear on a daily basis alongside bad ideas that she thinks are good ones.

Grill named Holiday:"Woah she is has a real big booty woogity"
Me: "Yeah, she must be a Cadence"
Cadence: "darn tootin I am!"*whips and nae naes*
Me: "HOLIDAY NO‼️‼️‼️😭😭"
Holiday: *fuckin dies 💀💀*
Cadence: "OOH SHES A MINOR, GOTTA MOLECULE HER"

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by OobertLover420 May 31, 2024

Cadence

A child molecule, of which the alegradins are not flase. She molests unconsenting adults, and her full name is Cadence "Cady" McGroomer. Cadence is at a small child's reding level, so that's how she bonds with them before moleculing them. Has whipped and nae naed at girls named Holiday in the past, she cannot be stopped because her gargantuan booty doesn't allow her to. Her breakdancing shoulder gnome Whispers sweet nothings into her ear on a daily basis alongside bad ideas that she thinks are good ones.

Grill named Holiday:"Woah she is has a real big booty woogity"
Me: "Yeah, she must be a Cadence"
Cadence: "darn tootin I am!"*whips and nae naes*
Me: "HOLIDAY NO‼️‼️‼️😭😭"
Holiday: *fuckin dies 💀💀*
Cadence: "OOH SHES A MINOR, GOTTA MOLECULE HER"

by OobertLover420 May 31, 2024