Jesus dandruff

Inclimate winter weather, excessive snow.

There was mad Jesus dandruff out there tonight, I was afraid to be on the road on the way back from the New Years' celebration.

by Alan August 17, 2006

Jesus Status

Doing something so amazing that only Jesus could be thought to have done.

Did you see that goal in the football game last night?

Yeah. It was Jesus Status

by Eve Tsobst July 25, 2009

jesus chair

chair of jesus, where jesus' bum sat

"i want to sit in the jesus chair!!"

by dicktofer October 28, 2007

jesus palm

A cut or abrasion on the lower middle part of the hand, thus resembling the hand of Jesus on the crucifix. Commonly associated with Skateboarding and other physical sports where falling on one's hands is emminent.

I Fell and got this jesus palm the other day.

by the cisco kid August 4, 2004

Jesus hugger

A person, usually a Christian, who's obsessed with JC.

(Obviously they can't really hug the fella, but you're just gettin' this strong vibe from them that if they could, they would, oh they would..)

-"You wanna pop those beers early man?"

-"I can't bro, I gotta go to church with my family"

-"Damn, you don't want to be surrounded by tons of Jesus huggers for a whole hour. Let's get drunk and kill a hobo instead"

-"You're right! What was I thinking?!"

by GodSexy April 7, 2011

Jesus Titties

1) The best way of saying "Jesus Christ" without offending god.

2) Sometimes used when someone surprises you

1) Bill: hey Bob, did u know we have to work tomorrow?

Bob: but tomorrow is a Sunday.

Bill: i know the boss is being a real douche.

Bob: Jesus Titties!


2) (douche bag lurking in the shadows jumps out and shouts: BOOOOOO!!!

Person: Jesus Titties!

by candyman7766453 December 9, 2008

Kinky Jesus

A sexual position where the woman goes up against the wall, with her arms out horizontally like Jesus. The man is in front of her with his hands clasped in hers, humping her very fast and sweaty.

Also, if you're into this sort of thing, it can be done with two guys but they both face the same direction.

My girlfriend was begging me to give her a kinky jesus.

by Alex and the Delawana crew October 2, 2007