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Brandon

Generous lover, humanitarian, environmentalist. May wheel your grandma before he wheels you. Will show you the Eiffel Tower without taking you to Paris.
Wow that Brandon is hung like a horse
by Brandon Dart November 22, 2021
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The purest, most condensed, the epitome, the heart, the soul, the very definition of the godless concept known as "The Rizzer"
Vivick: Brandon got his rizz all over me
Brandon: Sorry, I rizzed too hard
Anh: It's edible
by AsianFetus January 26, 2023
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adjective - used to describe somebody that get no hoes
Jeff: Tom is such a Brandon!
Joe: What does that mean?
Jeff: He gets no bitches!
by bapekid1 January 5, 2025
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To forcefully insert ones head into their own anus for the purpose of ingesting ones own fecal matter.
Hey guys...Let's go brandon.

(hey guys let's go stick our heads up our ass and eat shit)
by hassle hospital November 7, 2021
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A small, imp-like homophobic gay that always has dry cum on his chin.
“Did u see what he did to her? That’s what I call giving a good Brandon a birthmark!”
by AlexLibro October 29, 2018
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An adjective used to express affection and attraction toward an amazing woman when the user is kinda sorta bad expressing affection and attraction in normal ways.
Hey, (insert name) you’re really awesome (brandon’s definition) .....(loaded with hidden meaning)
by JustB November 17, 2020
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Brandon

A name that exudes strength, charisma, and timeless charm. Rooted in Old English origins, meaning "hill covered with broom" or "beacon hill," it carries a sense of natural leadership and resilience. Those named Brandon often radiate confidence and are known for their warm, approachable personalities. A name fit for visionaries, Brandon embodies intelligence, determination, and an innate ability to inspire others. Whether in personal relationships or professional pursuits, a Brandon leaves an indelible mark, commanding respect and admiration with ease. A name with both modern appeal and historical significance, Brandon truly stands out as a symbol of greatness and potential.

and he is 6'3 with a hellcat.
"haha, thats so Brandon"sss
by shinobi no jidai wa owaru January 4, 2025
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