Asian condom

What the spice/flavouring packets for instant ramen/noodles are called since they look similar to condom packets

"Yo, Yam can you hand over the asian condom? These noodles lack flavour"

by TheGuyNextPlanet March 17, 2024

Asian Woman Smothers Her Own Daughter To Death

Yeah how about your stop killing and fucking and beating your own kids you pieces of shit before your concern yourself with MY SOLUTION to the thing that is happening to me.

Hym "Asian woman smothers her own daughter to death... She was in the middle of a custody battle after a divorce and apparently decided that if she can't have the kid no one can. Tries to cover up the crime as a drowning. Based on what you have been doing to me it was probably the right call. Because the real threat to your kids is YOU. And what YOU are doing to ME and other people and have done to other people in the past... Is going to get your kids killed again."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

Super Asian Dash!!

These words are uttered when an individual begins to run as fast as they can because they just realised that they are late for something. Super Asian Dash!! is generally used by Asians but occasionally, close friends may also use it.

Person 1: "Oh, I have to go get my books for class - Super Asian Dash!!"

Person 2: "But there's still 5 minutes!" (sigh)

by YummySY June 1, 2011

skillful Asian hacking

Playing when you aren't supposed to but still playing a lit beat.

Tim is gone so no more skillful Asian hacking anymore.

by Drumline god May 27, 2017

hennessy asian

an asian person who is probably from nyc, the bay, or socal who is ghetto and dosent act the the typical asian; the opposite of a boba asian

Asked my asian homie if he wanted aux, he played mike sherm… these fucking hennessy asians man.

by xetroclarberec May 20, 2024

Asian Sunu

A cute girl with east asian looks

“I want an asian sunu gf so bad.”
“Check out the asian sunu at 2 o’clock.”

by creatorofasiansunus March 19, 2024

Fitchew Asian

A Fitchew Asian is a bad Asian driver always getting into a bad situation from high anxiety. Constantly backs in and out of parking spaces; causes traffic jams on freeways and usually drives a minivan.

They are always getting into a "bad situation" but it sounds like "fitchew-asian" hence the word.

A fitchew Asian could be someone always causing problems at work too, by being overly knowledgeable about many things

"Oh I got myself into a fitchew Asian on the freeway today when I bumped into that car"

by SanDiabloBasket February 5, 2017