Alex Lake

The most beautiful girl anyone, will ever know, ever. Alex Lake is amazing in every way you can imagine. No single person is equal to the height of status as Alex Lake. If anyone is lucky enough to know an Alex Lake, they should feel humbled and proud, as just being in the company of such a deity would make them feel happy right through to the soul.

Who is that wonderful girl over there?
Oh, that's Alex Lake, aren't you just amazed by her beauty?

by Dey See Meh Trollin August 21, 2011

Alex Johnston

He is a level 5 certified roadman and usually refers to himself as “YungAJCerti” or “AJCerti”. This type of person is a absolute g and a driller.

Yo g, did you catch my bro “AJCerti” over there he’s a certi roadman this means he is very hard. Whatever you do don’t call him Alex Johnston since it’s his government name and can’t be baited out.

by AJCerti December 5, 2018

Alex Vance

He's a carebear. The one with the good hair. Wheat Thin knees. Duck toes. Oh yeah I love those. Smack him with kindness and he'll beat you up with love.

Yeah oh yeah, if I only had a friend like Alex Vance.

by goobsmack July 7, 2017

alex hayes

The greatest man in the world. His dick is bigger than Jesus’ forearm. He will rupture your insides and he will most definitely make you walk weird for about a week. And above all that he’s sweet and kind.

Why aren’t you in work today?
Because gurlll I had Alex Hayes at mine last night

by Mypussyalwayswet May 31, 2018

Alex and Samantha

The cutest couple ever

omg they are so Alex and Samantha

by Samwithyourmom:) December 8, 2021

Alex Gomez

A fag with bushy eyebrows and a small dick that looks like a angry bird.

Your such Alex Gomez fuck you.

by idjiejde October 16, 2019

Alex Wolff

Nat Wolff's 10-year-old brother. He is also in the Naked Brothers Band. He plays the drums.

Alex Wolff also writes songs.

by Josh June 10, 2008