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Throw Short People and Arte Month

During the month of October, you may throw any short person, 5’6 or under, or an Arte, as far as you want whenever you want. Get Throwing!
Because of it being Throw Short People and Arte Month, we found out that Arte is not very aerodynamic
by Anubis55 October 10, 2023
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Blonde Short King

A blonde short king is someone who rules over their friend group with passion and calmness, everyone will just flock to him like moths to a flame. The blonde short king is someone who will never be disputed. That stood until a scruff from barnsleh came and betrayed him on a trip to twickenham that saw many contraversial tiktok posts. They eventually made up.
"Look, its the blonde short king!! Bow down"
by KingAdamWorshipsAkkaLdz July 26, 2025
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On october 21st you are allowed to throw anyone 5'8" and under without consequence
Wow its national throw short people day. Im coming after you wren
by IsBadAtMath October 13, 2025
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National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*
Happy National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!
by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025
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Bermuda Shorts Day

A UofC tradition dating back to the 1960’s. On the last day of winter sem classes, students party all day and night while wearing bermuda shorts, cheesy floral shirts, sunglasses, bucket hats etc.
Yo let’s wake and bake for BSD!

“Saw some people shotgunning outside science theatre’s…what’s up with that?” “Dude it’s Bermuda shorts day, what do you expect?”
by Greeenbean April 11, 2023
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on short

going without sex or busting a nut for a period of time
"Man I've been on short ever since Kamiyah left me."
by catdaddy420.69 August 22, 2017
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short gold

Some one who's short and has gold on him everyday
by Short gold June 21, 2017
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