Canadian

A lumberjack who apologises for everything

Man: ‘drops phone’ Canadian: Sorry eh?

by EA big rob June 8, 2020

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Canadian Snowball

Cutting of your friend’s ballsack and freezing them in a freezer, then throwing it at a random civilian or police officer

I’m gonna throw a Canadian Snowball at you

by Rensiballsack July 2, 2025

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canadian saxophone

It's like the unicorn, but with maple syrup.
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Samantha gave Tom a canadian saxophone

by DJM92 June 13, 2018

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Canadian Sticky Icky

The act of a pouring maple syrup in the unwashed belly button of a male, followed by the lint, hair, and syrup mixture being licked out by the female.

Linda used Grade B maple syrup the other day when she gave me a Canadian Sticky Icky. She says it tasted better than using standard Grade A syrup.

by mdoug August 6, 2023

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Canadian buttsex

Using animal fat for Anal lube.

Save that bacon fat where having Canadian buttsex after breakfast!!!

by anonymous October 13, 2020

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A guy who can't get girls, doesn't matter how hard he tries, he just can't. His looks are like 10/100, but he has the best personality out there, if you are in love with this guy, he will take care of you, no matter how hard it is. He can be very short, or have bad haircut a.t.c.. He is a virgin for a fukin long time.

Did you hear what happened?
Yeah, Peter tried to pick up Susan, but she just rejected him.
That's sad, Peter's such a Canadian

by Thatonealoneguy December 12, 2022

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