Kyle Spurgin

When someone gets into a van and cant get out.

Damn the kids got into the van and got kyle spurgin'd

by Shitpipeee May 20, 2020

Kyle

A guy who....

-Drinks Mountain Dew and Monster a lot (rip kidneys)
-Wears said merchandise
-Punches through drywall
-Shouts at you through the mic, is a total sweaty tryhard
-Plays Fortnite
-Acts tough on Tiktok or Snapchat, looks absolutely cringe instead.

-Learned how to act like a badass from his favorite anime

Me: Dude chill Kyle, it's just a game

Kyle: **Autistic screeching**

by TheExtremeEvoker May 21, 2020

Kyle

A male version of Karen. Obnoxious. Must have his way in all social situations involving managers.

Again with the manager? What are you, a Kyle?

by channelmanic May 21, 2020

Kyle

White dude, drinks a lot of monster, used to be cool in the 2000's in highschool but now he's a man going bald who regrets tattooing flames around his entire arm.

Yo, is that my man Kyle?! WHasaAaaAaa...

by Tyrry May 23, 2020

Kylee

Kylee is a know it all who doesn’t allow anyone to tell her she’s wrong. The most annoying human to be around and has to tell you every irrelevant story to include herself in every conversation. Will interrupt everytime you speak

“Oh my god Kylee is interrupting again!”

by Kristi443 May 27, 2020

Kyle

Usually a bellow average human that will not go very far in life but will do his best trying. Typically people around Kyle will recognize him/her as a bag of dicks and kick Kyle repeatedly.

Brian: wow look at that kyle over there! Lets go kick him in the dick

Everyone else: Of course! What else are you supposed to do with a kyle

by I’ll_doubleleg_you May 30, 2020

Kyle

The female version of Karen.

Often has anger issues, with an energy drink in hand at all times.

A "kyle" is in the front asking for the manager.

by The true answer June 3, 2020