Sausage Monster

When you are sleeping and wake up to banging in your wardrobe and open the wardrobe realising that its your dad fucking your sister with a big fat juicy sausage while he is eating cookies and forces you to join in while your dad rips out a bottle of lube and sticks it on your cock forcing you to fuck your sister and cream-pie her wet pussy then waking up and realising it was all a dream then walking in on ur sister webcaming to old pedos.
“I had an umpleasant nightmare about the sausage monster last night”
by CreeperAu February 09, 2021
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Samsung sausage

Sending a pic of your sausage off of a samsung
Billy showed me his samsung sausage last night and it was beautiful
by Queen fetus know it all January 19, 2022
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Sausage chick

When a woman is considered a dude and not bangable
That chick used to be hot but now is just a sausage chick
by eddietaps78 July 23, 2022
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Saucy Sausage

An expression used when something is too "hot to handle."
... or when your dick is too "hot to handle."
'Last night he fed me his saucy sausage.'
by Henryg200 December 03, 2016
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Sausage sprout

Penis, boner, erection, pecker, ect ..
why do you have to be such a sausage sprout all of the time?
by Trucker Don January 04, 2024
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Boston sausage

A penis that has a curve in it like a banana, weather it is curved to the left ,right or strait up.
Did you see that? That guy has the worst case of Boston sausage I've ever seen.
by Moper69 December 16, 2016
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