My pipe leaked

An expression used by the male sarcastically after cumming inside.
Moaning by both sides. The guy cummed inside. The guy says oh my pipe leaked sarcastically, then abandoning his partner.
by Leakypipe November 29, 2017
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Patts pipes is rash

Patts pipes is rash
by Tessiedraws January 07, 2022
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Bag Pipes

When a woman's natural breasts are so big that when she lays flat on her back they fall under her armpits.
I bet when she lays down she can play them bag pipes !
by SirEnglebertHumperdink March 19, 2017
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Loose hose pipe

Someone who is all over the place with work, life and relationships. A person spraying comments, emails and general bollocks to everyone with no context or intelligence.
Dave doesn't know what the hell he is doing, he is like a loose hose pipe spraying comments and total bollocks to anyone he meets.
by Weed wacker July 31, 2015
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piping it

A response to someone's foolishness or weirdness or exaggeration. As if they "must be smoking something" (in a pipe. Hardcore.)
"Dude, it occurred to me today: have you ever looked at your hands? I mean, really? Up close?"

"Bro, you're piping it. Seriously. Do you need a nap?"
by Sparkicus April 01, 2016
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Spicy pipes

When that spicy Mexican food you ate yesterday hurts coming out, but the burn is still worth it. May cause uncontrollable sweating and sudden prayers and/or mild regret.
Watch out for the spicy pipes - if it burns going in, you know it’s gonna burn coming out!
by Spicee December 15, 2020
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Solely Piping

When one must masturbate by his or herself
Looks like I’ll be solely piping tonight.
by Ozzimandius January 23, 2019
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