Canadian Thanksgiving

A Canadian Thanksgiving is when you and a group of friends break into a basketball arena to jerk off on a poster of the 2019 Golden State Warriors while everyone does their best Kawhi Leonard media day laugh impersonation. The last person to finish has to bury any evidence of the crime under a Canadian School. If the crime goes unpunished for a generation, a successful Canadian Thanksgiving has occurred.

Gordon’s Kawhi laugh was so good last night I couldn’t finish and had to take the bag of DNA to Kamloops to bury for the Canadian Thanksgiving.

by Funkmaster Gordon November 21, 2023

Canadian Baconator

You go back in time, make bacon with your mom while your pecker is covered in maple syrup, so you become your own father.

Friend: Hey John, what does your dad look like?
You: Well you know I love me a good Canadian Baconator. *you show him a selfie*

by PrivateClubbyMcWankfist November 23, 2023

Canadian Oil Rig

The sexual act of vomiting into your partners mouth and them returning it via spit into their rectum

Janice was so hot last night we ate Mexican and she gave me a Canadian oil rig I came hard.

by Theguy430 November 27, 2023

Canadian

Compliant and loyal to the state/monarchy regardless of tyranny or treason.
Synonym: Australian, British, or Chinese

P1: Is there anything Michael wont agree with?

P2: no, he's Canadian.
P1: wow he must really like the taste of boot rubber

by Garkin December 2, 2023

Canadian Mugging

When you put someone at gunpoint and force them to take your own money.

"Did you hear about Jerry being involved in a Canadian Mugging? He just got like 200 dollars for free!"

by toocnan December 7, 2023

Canadian Handshake

An threateningly unspecified action involving a bag of hockey pucks and a lot of warm gravy.

Tony's been talking shit. I think it's about time we take him out back and give him a Canadian Handshake.

by DontTrustHorseGirls December 11, 2023

Canadian Shooting Range

When you shoot a 1000 yard round in your living room despite continued advice not to because you’re a drunk retard.

Did you guys hear about the guy that used the Canadian shooting range to test his new gun and shot through the wall killing the family dog?

by bmf85 December 6, 2022