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Slow Boot

A cheeky, campy read for someone who’s a little… mentally delayed in the moment. Think: that girl whose brain takes a scenic route before the lights come on—like a dusty old desktop wheezing to life. Used in LGBT circles as a humorous way to call someone out (with love… mostly) for being slow to catch the vibe, the joke, or the assignment.
1) Gworl, she’s a slow boot—by the time she claps back, we’re already on the next episode.

2) Not her still loading while the rest of us are streaming in 4K. Slow! Boot!

3) Miss Thang’s mental Wi-Fi got one bar and a prayer—she a slow boot, mama.
by Junii77_11 April 30, 2025
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On The Boot

Damn they got me on the boot

I need to get off the boot
by Youngdeezball May 31, 2025
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Cute winter boots

A term used on TikTok back when trump was elected for his second term by 13 - 17 year old girls trying to be “rebellious
“Come look at my video about my CUTE WINTER BOOTS”

“no”
by dominno June 2, 2025
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Boot Scoogie

A narrowly successful action pulled off by the slimmest margin—usually clumsy, chaotic, or ungraceful in execution, but technically a win.
"I tried to hop the fence to impress her, caught my foot, faceplanted hard—but I landed on the other side. Straight-up boot scoogie."
by argo.navis June 4, 2025
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