Base surfing

Riding a populist argument hoping you never fall into the actual wave.

Lindsey Graham Was happily base surfing until he supported the election results and got sucked into Qanon hit list.

by Thomas Payne January 9, 2021

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82nd base

Obtain stage 4 prostrate cancer, with the surgeon having to fuck out the tumors, all though anesthesia is not allowed or else it doesn’t count. You also have to be wearing a motorcycle helmet while your parrot gets jerked off by the priests. Before getting the cancer, you must have had sex with at least 12 axolotls, all of them anally.

I didn’t think he would do it, but Dr. Johnson made me get to 82nd base!

by dagosti August 22, 2023

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Based

The thing that Kashi just called me which is really reaLly erLLlty really reacist and bad of him to say

"your based said kashi""

by Jolyne Kujo October 6, 2021

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Eliza Coupe Is Katiuska Julissa Robles Based Out Around The Comedic Notion Of Being The Fastest Joke In The World

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

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Ace bases

The set of relation ship bases for asexuals. (As in asexual relationships it can be a lot more romantic and emotional than a heterosexual or homosexual relationship and can take longer for intimate contact to occur or it will never happen at all)

1st base : holding hands

2nd base: hugging

3rd base : light kissing (cheek etc)

4th base : cuddling

5th base : French kissing

Girl 1 : oh my god! July went to 5th base with her girlfriend last night

Girl 2: yeah but it was ace bases

by Honeybea March 22, 2017

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