testicle tonic taster

A person who enjoys the taste, texture and odor of the fruit of the male genetalia.
*see also knobgobbler

People think Timmy and Bobby are fags because they're testicle tonic tasters. But the real reason they're fags is because they had their rims rocked by their Daddy.

by Fred Norris March 12, 2003

hot topic

a store that ugly tom boy, freaky, losers
shop and try to be original. psh.. hot topic is for ugly people that cover themself up with black makeup and chains to cover up there uglyness. they are jelous of preps and wish they could be as wonderful as them and shop at abercrombie and fitch and hollister. the store is scary and i never ever ever want to go in there.

death metal freak:
"death death death...suicide.. im cool and hardcore because i shop at hottopic..now its time to listen to metal. ROARRR!

normal person:
"you need help"

by Jessica B to the A September 2, 2005

Texican

A Mexican who lives in Texas.

The Texican does my yard work for little pay.

by Juicydude June 12, 2012

hot topic

Store for want to be rebellious little children to spend their parents money on 80 dollar bondage pants.

"wow look, she's the mirror imagine of the gap" "you didn't know that hot topic was owned by the gap? wow!"

by no July 18, 2003

texican

Mexican food or any thing Mexican related made or influenced by a non-Mexican Texan. Basically, Tex-Mex.

This recipe is texican, not exactly mexican; mexican with a twist of texas.
If your born in Texas your all texan(black,brown,yellow,white,etc.)Anyone can be an American but you gotta be born in Texas to be a Texan.

by pez September 16, 2004

hot topic

the place where goths go and pay way to much for shirts with wierd slogans to be "unique" then go home and say that hollister co. and abercrombie are retarded becuase they realized that the people that shop there are hotter than they are.

"look at these black and red pants with way too many zippers. i got these and a black shirt from hot topic for only $110! i cant belive those people that shop at hollister co. Why would they pay less than half of this for something worth wearing?"

by your a retard June 27, 2005

Hot Topic

Store that is filled with poseurs but its also decent...NOFX,and many other bands that arent found in an abundance of stores are here.also their merch,but as we all know its not bout the msuic anymore is it??

wow look its hot topic im gonna buy a shirt for my favorite band...Jeeze i look cool(thats me doing that)dunno...

by cletus September 27, 2003