There was mad Jesus dandruff out there tonight, I was afraid to be on the road on the way back from the New Years' celebration.
by Alan May 10, 2004
A person, usually a Christian, who's obsessed with JC.
(Obviously they can't really hug the fella, but you're just gettin' this strong vibe from them that if they could, they would, oh they would..)
(Obviously they can't really hug the fella, but you're just gettin' this strong vibe from them that if they could, they would, oh they would..)
-"You wanna pop those beers early man?"
-"I can't bro, I gotta go to church with my family"
-"Damn, you don't want to be surrounded by tons of Jesus huggers for a whole hour. Let's get drunk and kill a hobo instead"
-"You're right! What was I thinking?!"
-"I can't bro, I gotta go to church with my family"
-"Damn, you don't want to be surrounded by tons of Jesus huggers for a whole hour. Let's get drunk and kill a hobo instead"
-"You're right! What was I thinking?!"
by GodSexy March 23, 2011
A cut or abrasion on the lower middle part of the hand, thus resembling the hand of Jesus on the crucifix. Commonly associated with Skateboarding and other physical sports where falling on one's hands is emminent.
by the cisco kid August 04, 2004
by Eve Tsobst July 25, 2009
by dicktofer October 12, 2007
1) The best way of saying "Jesus Christ" without offending god.
2) Sometimes used when someone surprises you
2) Sometimes used when someone surprises you
1) Bill: hey Bob, did u know we have to work tomorrow?
Bob: but tomorrow is a Sunday.
Bill: i know the boss is being a real douche.
Bob: Jesus Titties!
2) (douche bag lurking in the shadows jumps out and shouts: BOOOOOO!!!
Person: Jesus Titties!
Bob: but tomorrow is a Sunday.
Bill: i know the boss is being a real douche.
Bob: Jesus Titties!
2) (douche bag lurking in the shadows jumps out and shouts: BOOOOOO!!!
Person: Jesus Titties!
by candyman7766453 August 06, 2008
A sexual position where the woman goes up against the wall, with her arms out horizontally like Jesus. The man is in front of her with his hands clasped in hers, humping her very fast and sweaty.
Also, if you're into this sort of thing, it can be done with two guys but they both face the same direction.
Also, if you're into this sort of thing, it can be done with two guys but they both face the same direction.
by Alex and the Delawana crew September 20, 2007