Custard Sausage

Usually when a male masterbates before bed. When he wakes up the is a dry, smelly substance on the genital area.

"Man when Iwoke up this morning i had a Custard Sausage."

by Biggie. March 14, 2017

Sausage Doughnut

Prolapsed Anus

That dude has a sausage doughnut!

by CraZKchick June 11, 2023

Sausage of friendship

Blokes starting a friendship with ladies as a route to eventual sex

I offered her the sausage of friendship and she took it all the way
Sausage of friendship only babe, you don’t have to eat it..

by nogbadthebad November 7, 2020

yes sausage

A sausage is and ultimate furniture installer who is a toothless meth addict with squinty eyes and a receding hair line

Yes sausage, how you doin

by Sausnegg May 20, 2021

Breakfast Sausage Hot Dog

When a guy wakes you up from your sleep by inserting their dick down your throat.

Karen: this morning my husband thought it would be funny to wake me up by giving me a breakfast sausage hot dog.

by BloodyyShreddaR June 12, 2015

Sausage taco

Thca in law

Bobby made sausage taco

by Cody5050 January 23, 2022

glossy sausage

A fine ass white bitch

Damn Rosie is a glossy sausage

by Beanbag666 June 4, 2018