clutter day

Clutter Day is a Secular Holiday with spiritual overtones. On Clutter Day, one disposes of combustible material which has emotional significance, but no further practical use. It is the respectful way of ridding oneself of Clutter. Ideally, friends gather in a quiet natural space and burn their Clutter together.

As soon as I finish this UD definition, I will invite my friends to a Clutter Day in the (South Jersey) pines.

by bisfikisme January 17, 2017

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No contact day

When you have cried too much the night before and you’re eyes are so dry that it hurts to put contact lenses in.

I’m feeling really sad, probably gonna go home and cry. Tomorrow’s a, “no contact day,” I see.

by PE GANG February 3, 2020

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Lonelytine’s Day

Lonelytines day is like Valentine’s Day but we don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend. So we eat junk and watch memes. This event is reserved for people who are:

•single

•heartbroken

•crushing

•Lonely people

Person 1: it’s Valentine’s Day!!
Person 2: don’t you mean lonelytine’s day?

by Yo te February 5, 2020

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E-days

A celebration at Colorado School of Mines which consists of 3 days of fun events, non stop partying, and the cementing of the saying “Mines is a drinking school with an engineering problem”

The hangover is the worst after E-days.
I can’t wait to die over E-days with year.

by benten February 25, 2020

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NINNY DAY

july 10th?

no!it’s ninny day.

appreciate your local ninny .

kind regards x

vicky: it’s ninny day !!
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kind regards x

by thomasheadonsucks July 10, 2020

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