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sparkling shower 

When you come home from a long days work and can’t decide over either passionfruit or mango Lacroix, but decide that mango is the obvious choice. Next obvious choice is to take your beverage to a nice hot shower and relax while sipping your sparkling water drink as you meditate underneath the artificial steaming falls as you clear your mind.

Think of it as the “power shower” or “shower beer” but sober mans version.

“Sparkling shower” a shower you have while sipping a sparkling soda water.
You may have tried a shower beer or power shower before but have you ever tried a shower Lacroix? I call it a sparkling shower. I’m going to have a nice sparkling shower after dinner it helps me relax.
sparkling shower by seenvanloos April 16, 2019

Slut Shower 

When you are in a rush so you wash your various body parts while hunched over a sink
Gotta run, guess I'll take a slut shower
Slut Shower by KiT May 16, 2019

Sitting Shower 

An action in which your legs are simply too tired, yet you don’t want to take a bath. Instead you just turn the shower and sit down with all your items circled around you so you don’t have to stand
Hey Colette you gonna take a bath”?
“Nah I’ll just take a Sitting Shower”.
Sitting Shower by 707 lololol June 18, 2019

California Shower 

When you and the boys are hot and sweaty after a long California day bballin so you all hop into one homie’s shower together in order to save water.
“Y’all stink. You boys down for a California shower?”
California Shower by Ezygon November 22, 2019

brass shower 

When you fill a French horn with piss and play it over someone laying in a bed. Showering them with your warm spit and piss.
Yooo, I'm really into this band chick. You think she would be interested in a brass shower?
brass shower by Kungpao_ November 23, 2019

1hr shower 

A Women that says damz to much and that takes to long in the showers and is a lagger
She is such a 1hr shower
1hr shower by Only facts here April 9, 2020