Newport Rusty Spitoon

When you're eating out a girl with a dip in your mouth, while at the same time putting a finger in her ass. You then use the same finger to take the dip out then fling it at her face.

Sal Bando just gave me a Newport Rusty Spitoon.

by Sal Bando January 17, 2010

Rusty Starfish Leap

Like a sexual pole vault, the woman is on all fours, and the gentleman then "leapfrogs" over her from behind, however his cock may get caught in either her vagina or anus, before he makes it fully over her.

This act can also be performed by a woman wearing a strap on dildo, to either a male or female recipient.

Fuck me, I did the rusty starfish leap with my girlfriend for the first time last night, got my cock square in her shitter first time, result.

by Sir Pants of Poo February 17, 2013

rusty goo stick

After pounding someone in the ass, and then shooting your load, you pull out your cock and you have yourself a rusty goo stick. It is essentially a hard cock with a combination of ass and cum on it.

Ed banged her in the ass and released a huge load of man juice deep inside. When he was finished he pulled out of her ass, rolled over and watched her eagerly lick his rusty goo stick

by Eddie Jude May 13, 2010

microphoning a Rusty Charlie

during a Rusty Charlie, the man aggressively stimulates the woman’s clitoris

My 55 year old uncle got to microphoning a Rusty Charlie with the 20 year chick he picked up last night.

by For TIMMAH! July 29, 2018

Rusty Car in the Rain

A dirty sex act with Norm Macdonald, as per Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.

"How much for a rusty car in the rain?"

by ringbell January 2, 2019

rusty grizz

A man who gets rusty trombones, is huge, and loves Grizzly chewing tobacco. Rusty Grizzs usually do not like to be "Grrrrrrred" at.

See that kid with the cutoff shirt over there? Yeah thats Rusty Grizz, he has a big dip of Grizzly in.

by Pat Higgins June 11, 2006

Rusty Snowman

The act of ejaculating into your partner's anus during sex when they have not properly cleaned their ass and the ejaculate rolls out, picking up dingle berries and traces of poop.

"Ah man... I was fucking her from behind and when I came it made a Rusty Snowman"

by Greg74 July 12, 2019