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Newport Rusty Spitoon

When you're eating out a girl with a dip in your mouth, while at the same time putting a finger in her ass. You then use the same finger to take the dip out then fling it at her face.
Sal Bando just gave me a Newport Rusty Spitoon.
by Sal Bando January 17, 2010
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Rusty Starfish Leap

Like a sexual pole vault, the woman is on all fours, and the gentleman then "leapfrogs" over her from behind, however his cock may get caught in either her vagina or anus, before he makes it fully over her.

This act can also be performed by a woman wearing a strap on dildo, to either a male or female recipient.
Fuck me, I did the rusty starfish leap with my girlfriend for the first time last night, got my cock square in her shitter first time, result.
by Sir Pants of Poo February 17, 2013
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rusty goo stick

After pounding someone in the ass, and then shooting your load, you pull out your cock and you have yourself a rusty goo stick. It is essentially a hard cock with a combination of ass and cum on it.
Ed banged her in the ass and released a huge load of man juice deep inside. When he was finished he pulled out of her ass, rolled over and watched her eagerly lick his rusty goo stick
by Eddie Jude May 13, 2010
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microphoning a Rusty Charlie

during a Rusty Charlie, the man aggressively stimulates the woman’s clitoris
My 55 year old uncle got to microphoning a Rusty Charlie with the 20 year chick he picked up last night.
by For TIMMAH! July 29, 2018
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Rusty Car in the Rain

A dirty sex act with Norm Macdonald, as per Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.
by ringbell January 2, 2019
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rusty grizz

A man who gets rusty trombones, is huge, and loves Grizzly chewing tobacco. Rusty Grizzs usually do not like to be "Grrrrrrred" at.
See that kid with the cutoff shirt over there? Yeah thats Rusty Grizz, he has a big dip of Grizzly in.
by Pat Higgins June 11, 2006
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rusty keychain

The act of piercing the ring of someone's asshole and putting a key chain through the hole.
Bro, Jared had to get a rusty keychain because we bet him the Astros would lose, he screamed like a little girl!
by Jukke July 9, 2014
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