beating the rubber

Masturbating with a condom on

Last night I was browsing online and then I ended up on PornHub, so I started beating the rubber. No mess at all!

by BlackDunker April 1, 2015

ambient audible rubbish

Unintelligible ambient sounds or voices produced by sound overlay.

The band was so bad it sounded like ambient audible rubbish.

The ambient audible rubbish at the after party was so loud I couldn't hear myself think.

They were working on a program to interpret ambient audible rubbish so it could be understood.

by Ontological June 25, 2018

Knight In shining rubber

The opposite of a pillow princess who does everything in bed, because they love their bottom and enjoys watching them squirm.

I'm quite sure Ellen is a knight in shining rubber because she is so confident and always makes her guests so happy

by B. Fanfiction69 September 6, 2018

The Broken Rubber Of Earl

In the day of the olden, One was a old Dishonorable man that slay two rubbers and a child of light was born or so the tale goes.

"The Broken Rubber Of Earls could be considered a legacy piece or a sad sad sad mans tale."

by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019

ate your rubber dick aybd

This mean that the girl or man has ate ur rubber dick accidently or can also mean aybd rubber dick

Im so sorry paula aybd last night it really was high quality almost chockes xo xo or son i saw your rubber dick last night please tell me it was ur girlfriends ate your rubber dick aybd

by suck pussy abyd May 19, 2020

Fishing with Rubber Chickens

When someone makes self-deprecating jokes to get reassurance/validation from someone. Similar to Fishing for Compliments.

"Hey, you wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure"
"My future. That's the joke."
"Stop Fishing with Rubber Chickens dude, it's not funny."

by Scorchingghost December 19, 2020

willy-nilly robby willy

Suicide via hanging.

Did you hear about Jeff? He did a willy-nilly robby willy.

by feline idiot February 21, 2022