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knocked the rocket off the couch

1. when having sex with your girlfriend on a couch and you fall off

2. when engineers at NASA drop the rocket when moving it on the couch platform
dood last night i accidently knocked the rocket off the couch.
by mr astronaught October 31, 2011
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Rocket

A term used by closeted gay guys to describe beautiful women whilst trying to appear straight
That woman is a rocket
by ElJameso May 24, 2021
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Ruggie Rocket

A filthy, unwashed, smelly penis. It usually has bits of stray hair, ball cheese, and pocket lint hiding under the foreskin/head.
When Terry walked in, I could smell his Ruggie Rocket
by anonymous June 4, 2025
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Rarri Rocket

The greatest up coming rapper of all time, but this nigga barely drops music. He is part of the group SSM alongside another GOAT Royyal1k.
Boy #1: Yo you heard that Rarri Rocket is dropping a new project

Boy #2: This nigga said he was dropping that shit 3 times, its never dropping
by breezyOVO1k May 12, 2022
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Rocket Launch

When you feed your women many laxative's then proceed to eat here ass while she launches on face.
Yo, I linked that thick bitch and I initiated a Rocket Launch
by This is a shiiit show November 23, 2021
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Sloth Rocket

"Oh, I went out with Dave but nothing happened because he has a sloth rocket. It was so disappointing. "
by TraumaNurse16 September 24, 2016
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rinkly rocket

when your dick is old and cannot work but you take Viagra to make your "wrinkly rocket" hard so you can fuck them hoes even after 87!
i finally got to use my wrinkly rocket last night after 13 years
by johnny mac savage July 15, 2017
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