poo tractor

Poo tractor is a slang word for a man's genitalia, or penis. This is a reference to homosexual activity, or anal sex.

Dawg, my poo tractor is killing me.
or
He plowed me with his poo tractor.

by D-Rake July 6, 2007

poo strap

Like a Dirty Sanchez, but instead of wiping the fecal matter on your cock across your partner's upper lip, you wipe it down the from the ear to the chin. Making a poo chin-strap, if you will.

"Hey Mom, sorry to call so late, but these guys are goin to a party -- a poo strap party."

by Joe Silverthorne Bloggs August 24, 2007

poo pickle

A.K.A. shit dick. A poo pickle is the result of ass humping. This is very common with the gay community.

I went down the dirt road and got poo pickle.

by Chamby86 May 9, 2008

Poo Darts

Poo Darts is another way of describing anal sex.

guy1- "Hey Ace! do you want to play poo darts?"
Guy2- "Sure how do we play?"

Guy1- "well all we need is a penis and an ass"
Guy2- "I don't get it"

Guy1- "It is simple and just like lawn darts. you lie down and I lob my penis in your ass!"

by scuba yetty March 9, 2009

Poo Slap

When you walk into a toilet and are unexpectedly overwhelmed by the smell left by the previous user.

'Oh man, I just got totally poo slapped when I went into that toilet'.

by milesinfront October 21, 2011

poo-cock

the modern day pederast. an older gentleman (over 50) who pursues and seduces young men (late teens and early 20's) for a sexual relationship.

the older man bragged about his multiple boys he had to his friends. He exclaimed, "I'm, the poo-cock biatch".

by young hercules December 19, 2009

Poo Lift

The (very kind) act of carrying someone (usually a close friend) to the toilet when they need to offload a heavy payload.

Often undertaken after one individual has lost a bet to another. For increased humiliation, the winner should demand to be carried on the loser's shoulders.

Not advised that you use this as a wager with you girlfriend, lover or wife.

Guy 1: Dude, I need a honking shat, get over here and give me a poo lift.
Guy 2: Hmph!

by The B July 11, 2006