coon-poo

Verb - the instant and mega release of one's bowels after seeing something as frightening as a 50 pound raccoon barreling down the street towards you.

Noun - A massive pile of poo that has just been expelled from one's body after seeing something frightening.

"I was so scared when you grabbed me from behind, I thought I was going to coon-poo!"

by 6-Street September 6, 2008

poo tractor

Poo tractor is a slang word for a man's genitalia, or penis. This is a reference to homosexual activity, or anal sex.

Dawg, my poo tractor is killing me.
or
He plowed me with his poo tractor.

by D-Rake July 6, 2007

Poo money

Simple formula: hourly pay multiplied by how long you can spend in the toilet.

This week I earned £42 in poo money

by dropin March 9, 2010

poo pickle

A.K.A. shit dick. A poo pickle is the result of ass humping. This is very common with the gay community.

I went down the dirt road and got poo pickle.

by Chamby86 May 9, 2008

The poo poo pee pee man

The man who robs people to steal their poo poo and pee pee.

Oh No, the poo poo pee pee man is coming after us!

by Ardi Tardi August 29, 2020

poo plug

inserting the penis into a persons anus then waiting for the erection to end. the sphincter tightens and the limp penis is stuck in the anus essentially plugging the poo

i poo plugged sally yesterday for the entire night just to make sure she wouldn't leak all over the bed.

by hdizzle92 February 7, 2009

poo-cock

the modern day pederast. an older gentleman (over 50) who pursues and seduces young men (late teens and early 20's) for a sexual relationship.

the older man bragged about his multiple boys he had to his friends. He exclaimed, "I'm, the poo-cock biatch".

by young hercules December 19, 2009