woking pizza express

A magical place that defies the laws of physics; the staff won't remember your visit, and no-one saw it happen

The phrase comes from a popular pizza eatery in Woking that may be cited as an alibi whenever you're accused of something that you definitely did, but don't want to admit.

I can't have had sex with my good friend's trafficked child prostitute because on the night in question I was in Woking Pizza Express.

by Flangetta November 23, 2019

Tennessee Pizza Roll

The act of shating on raw pizza dough and forming it into the shape of pizza rolls, and feeding it to your "loved" one. Of course after cooking it properly.

"Damn Jackie, those were some good Tennessee pizza rolls!!"

by Juan dick balls September 21, 2019

alabama pizza slice

when siblings make a pizza by jizzing on it pissing on it vomiting own it and shiting on it

man me and your sister made an alabama pizza slice

by wammistightpussyissowet69 October 5, 2019

pizza pocket penis

when you wrap your ballsack around your flaccid penis (guys only.)

Sometimes, when I'm alone and flaccid, I enjoy taking my pants off and making a pizza pocket penis

by good of words August 17, 2016

Philadelphia Pan Pizza

A flattened out patty of dog feces caused by someone who stepped in it. These can be found all over the city.

Watch out, don't step in the Philadelphia Pan Pizza, your shoes will stink for the rest of the day!

by sportyman228 August 2, 2016

pizza dough puss

Its when the puss puss is very soft like pizza dough.

She had one of those pizza dough puss

by Andreypersson January 25, 2017

Fat Daddy's Pizza

A pizza restaurant within Florida, U.S.A. ,that isn't widely known. You can use Google Maps to see for yourself as I'm not allowed to enter links.

John: Hey Tommy have you been to Fat Daddy's Pizza? Tommy: Yes!

by Ravboi January 5, 2020