2 c n

An abreviation for 'too scene' a way to describe someone that is awfully scene.

Scene kid: 'I LOVE OLI SYKEZ TOO MUCH'

Normal human being: 'You're 2 c n'

by Bantersaurus November 30, 2010

N......What was dat?

When faced with a barrage of word plays based around their name, the receiver of a phone call may get thrown off by one that has a slightly rude or offensive word within it.

This leads to a rhythm of questions and nonchalant denials, broken by a sudden interest in the conversation, usually requiring the receiver to cut them self off mid sentence to question the caller.

A glass of milk?
No, no
A well weighed gram?
No, never heard of that one
A patchwork quilt?
Is all greek to me
A farting spadge?
N......What was dat?

by Cwips II October 6, 2010

AXE N' ASS

A NEW FRAGRANCE BY JEAN BOREN TITLED IRQ140A&A LTD.

WHEN JEAN DOES NOT SHOWER FOR MULTIPLE DAYS IN A ROW AND NEGLECTS TO CHANGE CLOTHING ESPECIALLY UNDERGARMENTS AND THEN PROCEEDS TO TRY AND COVER UP THE HORRIBLE STENCH OF HIS BO WITH NUMEROUS LAYERS OF AXE BODY SPRAY LIKE A TCN. THUS GIVING YOU THE AXE N' ASS EFFECT IN ITS FULL FORCE

by STEVENSMITH787878560 October 31, 2010

Pick 'n' Sniff

A weird little creature. Closely related to a Hodgey. Constantly picking and sniffing.

Person 1: Smell these potatoes. Do they smell of poo?

Person 2: Shut up you Pick 'n' Sniff

by Tawney Owl November 3, 2010

flick n find

When you flick a boogie and then go try to find it by the sound it makes when it lands.

I caught my 6 year-old playing flick n find in the school office when I went to pick him up. He said he was just bored.

by baby_a_19 December 25, 2008

scratch n spill

basically having a wank,maturbation

yeh i got bord so i had a quick scratch n spill session

by nathan brownstain May 15, 2007

sam-n-dan

An utterly irresistible and very rare creature. Features of the sam-n-dan include gorgeous locks of blonde curly hair, a beautiful smile, fabulous outfits, expensive taste and killer charm. Favourite foods include chocolate, gummy candy and cosmopolitans. This creature, spotted on very rare occasions, has been known to bite unattractive/rude men so is it suggested that only charming, handsome men approach it, preferably offering it flowers or a night on the town. If you have the chance to see or spend time with the sam-n-dan you will no doubt forget it...consider yourself lucky!

"look over there! oh my god its a sam-n-dan, hurry get the camera!"

by hotty mcscotty May 22, 2008