A Matt is the best dad you can get. They love being sarcastic and making jokes. They are very smart and hard working. As a kid the are very athletic. They give good advice. They are usually short.
by NF finatic February 6, 2021
Get the Mattmug. 
An absolute TANK!!!
by SEBYthiccums December 6, 2021
Get the Mattmug. often times defined as practicing Mixed Martial Arts with buddies, but usually a cover up to blow your some dude named Matt behind the gym.
Also refer to the word Jim time
Also refer to the word Jim time
Dan: hey brett what were you at the gym for four hours for?
Brett: ooo just lifting weights, cardio, and a little bit of "Matt work"
Dan: sounds pretty gross.
Brett: ooo just lifting weights, cardio, and a little bit of "Matt work"
Dan: sounds pretty gross.
by cshmnymc January 16, 2011
Get the matt workmug. by Matt Brumley January 21, 2023
Get the Matt Brumleymug. The ugliest name/dude to ever touch foot on this planet. If this is ur name u get absolutely no play at all especially after ur girlfriend dumped ur lazy pathetic ass. U go out every night and ur only mission is to get some box and u fail time after time again, terribly. If ur name is Matt mort 😂😂 u piss ur pants after a rough night out. Parents, don’t name ur kid this if u love them.
Guy 1 : u know Matt Mort?
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.
by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025
Get the Matt mortmug.