Matt

Matt is the gayest twink ever, even tho he denies it and has had girlfriends in the past, everyone knows he's just hiding from the truth. We see you Matt. We know you're hiding, it's ok, come out of the closet Matt. We're waiting for you.

Dya see that twink over there?

Ya dude, but he keeps saying he's straight.

Fuck, he's such a Matt

by BigDickDickingson March 20, 2023

Matt

A Matt is the best dad you can get. They love being sarcastic and making jokes. They are very smart and hard working. As a kid the are very athletic. They give good advice. They are usually short.

Oh, Matt is such a cool dad

by NF finatic February 6, 2021

matt voz

matt voz is a bald funny little guy who only wears a suit and tie I am sure he own about 300 ties. He will bully you in the hallways at YIHS

Matt Voz is so funny!!

by yihs January 31, 2022

Matt Ferrugia

Soul leader of the Illuminati. Described as "dangerous".

"Miley Cyrus is an illuminati minion run by Matt Ferrugia"

by Soulful Truth February 9, 2015

Matt

A “homie” who sleeps with your girl.

Dude, I busted a Matt in Austin, I feel terrible.

by El compa Fugation March 8, 2025

Matt

An absolute TANK!!!

Matt is a tank he can deadlift 102384729394kg

by SEBYthiccums December 6, 2021

Matt G

Gay

Damn, he’s a Matt G.

by KingWillTheThird July 14, 2024