Matt

An extremely good looking man with a huge penis that is guaranteed to give a woman multiple orgasms. Will be there for you through the good and bad times.

Why are these sheets soaking wet? Was a Matt here?

by Longfellow D June 7, 2021

matt bezzet

Celebrity who is in with all the girls

Matt Bezzet is with the girls

by Thejerkchciken76 January 3, 2021

Matt parke

the best man on earth, he’s sexy and handsome just like his younger brother. Always down at the brothel for a shag!

Your such a Matt parke xoxo
stop being such a matt parke hehe

by Matt parke May 26, 2021

Matt

A character from the youtube channel eddsworld who loves himself very much and has is also very intresting

Tom: matt, i dont hate you(?)
Matt: yay! Im popular!
Tom: no, i just-
Matt: POPULAR!!

by Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh November 24, 2021

Matt The Gnat

The kind of guy at work who is always in other peoples business and never gets caught.

“Dude, Kyle is always up in my face about Amy.”
“I know, he’s pulling a Matt The Gnat”

by Cyounexttime March 30, 2025

Matt Eastwood

plastic fan

he is such a matt eastwood, one day he supports manchester united, the next day it's liverpool.

by MrBobbins October 24, 2018

Matte

Ships to bffs and starts calling the girl protective when they just bffs

Omg shes such a matte she always ships bffs

by Ashley YT June 24, 2021