Mothers Gym Bag Phobia

While driving and a mother asks her son to reach into her her gym bag to retrieve her wallet out of it-the boy gets extreme anxiety. A phobia disorder caused by the proccess he must go through and begins to get nerveous and sweat while digging around her clothes and is grossed out of their minds, because they beleive they will touch a pair of sweaty panty hose in the proccess but they do the task anyway because they are hungry and want to eat fast food.

True story, my son said he watched a movie and the boys were robbing a store and wore pantyhose on their face and one boy says to the other" these panyhose smell weird" and asks the other boy-"where did you get these from?" the other boy answered" out of my moms gym bag" They took them off right away and from now on experience mothers gym bag phobia. I had to laugh at my son so hard because i said why are you acting that way while looking thru my back pack-he said i might touch your pantyhose. I said I dont own or wear any pantyhose! Nevertheless he has the phobia just from watching the movie.

by M.G.B.P. January 7, 2012

ur brother is ur mother

As compared to "ur sister a mister"
It is pretty much the same thing but worse.

John: Ur sister a mister
Rob: Well ur brother is ur mother
John: Oh shit

by dragoJim May 11, 2018

yippee-kayae mother fucker

used as a term of endearment or the terms of agreement

Well then yippee-kayae mother fucker let's get it done.

by snakeDragon September 8, 2016

Pretty faced mother fucker

My girlfriend

Me:look at that pretty faced mother fucker

Her:aww love you too cock head

by Sexy beast 69 420 January 26, 2020

mud fuck mother fucker

A person who has put their penis inside of a mud hut and use it as a glory hole to receive a blowjob from their own mother.

“The paki is a mud fuck mother fucker”

by Bobbypinrider January 27, 2019

Mother fucker cock sucker

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Man 1: fuck you

Chad: mother fucker cock sucker 😎

by Penisfucker69 December 3, 2020

Mother Love (Queen song)

Mother Love" is a song by Queen, from the album Made in Heaven, released in 1995 after Freddie Mercury's death in 1991. It was written by Mercury and Brian May.

Mother Love (Queen song)

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